Maddy, our lovable but increasingly ugly dog, is attached to my hip. When I blow dry my hair in the morning, she sits at my feet because she knows I am stuck in that spot for three to five minutes. When I take a bath, her paws are up on the tub so she can [...]
READ MORE »My house is infested with mice. I mean INFESTED. Mice. Gag. Turds. Gag. Fur on my counter. Gah-ahg. The mouse (or mice) that has been frequenting our kitchen lately is a pooper. We’ve resorted to storing some non-perishable food in our refrigerator to keep it safe. We also moved our kitchen table away from the [...]
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Is that a ball I see in your hand? Throw it! Throw it! Throw it! Now that I retrieved the ball I am going to try to eat it. Please throw it again? Please? Please? Please???????
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Maddy knows she is not supposed to beg for food. It drives Lynn nuts when she stares at us at the dinner table. While I was reading a book yesterday, I ate a sandwich. Hoping I will be merciful and give her food. After I say, “No.” She thinks that it has been long enough [...]
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Ever since Maddy was a puppy, she has had her own chair. When she is hyper, we tell her, “Get on your chair,” and she knows what it means. It is the only way we have found to control her excitement. Now that her chair is packed away, she doesn’t know what to do with [...]
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