I have owned one particular hairdryer for over four years and it has been faithful every day. The past few weeks it has been dying a slow death and yesterday morning it breathed its last breath.
I bought a new hairdryer last night and I can tell you that I’ve been missing out.
Lynn: Where is my deodorant?
Me: It’s in the tub.
Lynn: Why is it in there?
Me: My hairdryer knocked it over. It’s freakin’ awesome.